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  • Exploring Norway’s Fjords on a Cruise Adventure

    Exploring Norway’s Fjords on a Cruise Adventure

    When anyone mentioned cruise holidays I used to think “not in a million years mate”.

    Cruise ship Iona

    The thought of being locked up in a tin can and taken to places that I had no choice about filled me with dread. But life moves on and I did become inquisitive about what wonders existed inside those towering pleasure palaces that trundled into places we were staying.

    They are Behemoths of the sea, 20 stories high and with roller coasters hanging out the side of the ship was honestly beyond my imagination. I’d been to enough theme parks but really, on a ship!

    Cruise ship Iona

    Watching them head into ports and spew out thousands of people into one small area of a town, which was normally inhibited by hawkers of dodgy goods and trips, or expensive jewellery shops for the well healed cruisers was more convincing that these would not be my kind of people, and certainly not 5000 of them at one time within the giant tin can.

    Over the years we’ve moving along from a little from beach side bars playing dance music in a tropical paradise, but not far, we might now include the odd sunset cocktail bar in Tenerife but basically, we are still beach bums at heart.

    This, however, presented one problem, I quite fancied seeing the Norwegian fjords. With stunning coastal scenery and high living costs, I was never going to head there in my old camper van, so I explored the other options, and the obvious one was doing it on a cruise.

    Cruise ship Iona infinity pool

    So, after some soul searching, and recognising that life moves on and that we should try other things, we decided that if we were ever going to do a cruise, Norway would be a good place to test the water.

    We could see the format working for a tour of the Caribbean Island as well, so we booked up with P&O to head for the Fjords in Springtime aboard the good ship IONA. A few people had done this trip and waxed lyrical about the wonders of Norway so we went with high hopes that it would be fun, and not feel like 1 of 5000 people locked in a tin can, with huge queues to get around and spending our time being shepherded.

    First impressions were great, a huge ship and boarding at Southampton was very efficient. We had an inside cabin (advised by friends as they said we wouldn’t be in it much) which was very comfortable and well designed. We were on very early so had chance to explore.

    Cruise ship Iona gym

    The first tour of the ship confirmed it was monstrous, rather like a tour of a large glitzy shopping mall. Shops along one deck, restaurants everywhere, a really good gym and spa and plenty of bars and entertainment areas so we were very optimistic about the experience.

    Cruise ship Iona sunset
  • Discover Madeira: A Springtime Adventure

    Discover Madeira: A Springtime Adventure

    I’d been told years ago that if you want to go to Madeira, do it in the spring because it is colourful. Invariably, I’d notice Madeira at some other time of the year and would make a mental note that I needed to remember to go there in the spring, and then forget.

    This year I remembered and last week we finally made it to the island. This is a quick summary of what we found that will hopefully be helpful to others.

    So in general, there are loads of things to do when you get away from Funchal, hotels are cheap, beer and food is very reasonable and if you are lucky, you too will bump into an old mate from Plymouth on the plane and get the chance to investigate the bars together.

    Luckily I bumped into a mate !

    The weather. I was watching the forecast in the week leading up to the flight and noticed that it seemed to be a bit chilly, and indeed it was. I’ve been to Portugal a few times and the weather has never lived up to the hype and the same applies to Madeira. When the sun was out it was lovely, as soon as the clouds appeared I might has well been in the UK. I’m hardy soul when it comes to cold but I was glad to have a jumper, so if you go in spring expect to take a coat.

    Stunning coastal view of Madeira

    Funchal is a concrete jungle, as bad or worse than the Canaries or the mainland. It stretches along the coast to the west away from the centre for 2 or 3 miles and then it suddenly stops and starts to become rural, but they are still building so it will only get bigger. The hotels are more upmarket than say, the Canaries, they are nearly all 4* and a lot more individual in design, they are also cheaper, you should be able to find a 4* with breakfast for about £100 per night.

    Once you get out of Funchal the scenery is stunning and it feels like a totally different world.

    Cabo Cliffs Madeira

    Steep and colourful – the whole island is steep as it pops out of the sea and is well over 1000m high, so wherever you go expect to be walking up or down a hill, many of which are not for the faint hearted. People who just stay around their hotels in Funchal will never see or experience the things this island has to offer.

    Pretty Madeira fishing village

    There is a really vibrant tourism industry specialising in a whole range of activities from hiking to canyoning that take advantage of the islands natural beauty and gradients, we explored the west of the island on the 4×4 truck tour and it was fantastic. We regretted that we did not have more time to try some of the more adrenaline filled events, but that’s life.

    Ugly sea food, they have the best sea food selection of any place I had stayed. The restaurants are full of locally caught fish and it is very cheap. They also have the ugliest fish I have ever eaten, but fortunately it also happens to be the best tasting fish I have had the pleasure to eat – the local name is Scabbardfish and they live in a 1000m of water off the coast, absolutely lush.

    The tastiest but ugliest fish