Category: Adventures

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  • Norway cruise experience – the reality of  life onboard

    Norway cruise experience – the reality of life onboard

    The first few hours were good, but then the other people started to arrive, and getting about became more difficult as the queues for the lifts grew, it also became quite obvious that the gym wasn’t going to be the “go to” place for many of them, which was good in many respects, but bad for queues at buffets and bars.

    I had the pleasure of the company of Mr Blowey who has become an expert in cruising in his latter years.

    Cruise ship Iona The view from the gym window made jogging a bit more interesting

    Queues

    In general, queues were the issue. My companions were experienced cruisers, and they assured us that this was the worst ship they had been on, and it wasn’t common to have problems getting into restaurants and getting drinks at the bar.   

    It was a real shame, because the restaurants had a good mix of food themes and were well decked out. Generally the food was good, but too often we ended up in the 24 hour buffet because there was less hassle getting served there.

    Over time we realised that the cruise was under resourced, there simply weren’t enough staff to cope with the level of customers. Within the restaurants it was common for the tables not to be cleared while there were people waiting for a table.

    By booking the restaurants in advance we could have avoided some of these queues, it is a lesson for everyone else, but we don’t like being that organised!

    Cruise ship Ionaadult pool area

    In the bars, they had a strange process where bar staff only dealt with orders from the waiters, who were inundated with queues of people trying to place orders, especially out on the deck bars where they were overwhelmed with 20 or 30 people trying to give orders. This hardly made for a happy workforce, and they seemed a pretty miserable bunch on the whole.

    Entertainment seemed to be targeted at people in their dotage, if you like piano music and cabaret then it is fine, it was what we expected and we accept we are the outsiders on this type of thing.

    The cinema seemed to be running for 24 hours a day and the films were a couple of years old that you will have seen on Netflix or somewhere, but it does offer an option, the only films I really noticed was Alvin and Chipmunks and Riders, as they came around pretty regularly on the schedule.

    The shopping was good if you were looking for a tax free Rolex or diamond ring, but not too helpful if you needed toothpaste, but as we went to a new port every day it wasn’t really a problem.

    One of my reflections on the whole onboard experience was that it wasn’t “Fun”. It felt like hard work all the time, getting from A to B was always a challenge, from deck 10 everything was either 6 floors above us or 4 floors below. We worked out the lifts in the end, basically don’t bother OR use the lifts at front which were quieter.

    Cruise ship Iona Lounge area on the ship

    No communications

    One of the problems is that you can’t communicate with friends unless you pay £20 a day for internet access. So mobile phones don’t work and the only way of contact each other is the phone in the bedroom, which we have all forgotten how to use.

    So we had to resort to historic skills like organising where we meet and making sure we turned up on time. It wasn’t a skill that came easily to us and you can imagine what it is like trying to bump into friends in a giant shopping mall, but somehow we did manage it but it was mostly by accident.

    A sunset view from a cruise ship balcony overlooking shimmering water and distant land.

    We were lucky that we went with a couple of experienced cruisers as without them it would have been much more challenging and I doubt we would have had much company either, they weren’t really “our people”.

  • Exploring Norway’s Fjords on a Cruise Adventure

    Exploring Norway’s Fjords on a Cruise Adventure

    When anyone mentioned cruise holidays I used to think “not in a million years mate”.

    Cruise ship Iona

    The thought of being locked up in a tin can and taken to places that I had no choice about filled me with dread. But life moves on and I did become inquisitive about what wonders existed inside those towering pleasure palaces that trundled into places we were staying.

    They are Behemoths of the sea, 20 stories high and with roller coasters hanging out the side of the ship was honestly beyond my imagination. I’d been to enough theme parks but really, on a ship!

    Cruise ship Iona

    Watching them head into ports and spew out thousands of people into one small area of a town, which was normally inhibited by hawkers of dodgy goods and trips, or expensive jewellery shops for the well healed cruisers was more convincing that these would not be my kind of people, and certainly not 5000 of them at one time within the giant tin can.

    Over the years we’ve moving along from a little from beach side bars playing dance music in a tropical paradise, but not far, we might now include the odd sunset cocktail bar in Tenerife but basically, we are still beach bums at heart.

    This, however, presented one problem, I quite fancied seeing the Norwegian fjords. With stunning coastal scenery and high living costs, I was never going to head there in my old camper van, so I explored the other options, and the obvious one was doing it on a cruise.

    Cruise ship Iona infinity pool

    So, after some soul searching, and recognising that life moves on and that we should try other things, we decided that if we were ever going to do a cruise, Norway would be a good place to test the water.

    We could see the format working for a tour of the Caribbean Island as well, so we booked up with P&O to head for the Fjords in Springtime aboard the good ship IONA. A few people had done this trip and waxed lyrical about the wonders of Norway so we went with high hopes that it would be fun, and not feel like 1 of 5000 people locked in a tin can, with huge queues to get around and spending our time being shepherded.

    First impressions were great, a huge ship and boarding at Southampton was very efficient. We had an inside cabin (advised by friends as they said we wouldn’t be in it much) which was very comfortable and well designed. We were on very early so had chance to explore.

    Cruise ship Iona gym

    The first tour of the ship confirmed it was monstrous, rather like a tour of a large glitzy shopping mall. Shops along one deck, restaurants everywhere, a really good gym and spa and plenty of bars and entertainment areas so we were very optimistic about the experience.

    Cruise ship Iona sunset
  • Serengetti Safari – the incredible Ngorongoro Crater

    Serengetti Safari – the incredible Ngorongoro Crater

    Day 3 started, not surprisingly at the crack of dawn. The Masai guide collected us from our bungalow in the dark, armed only with a stick and torch, which was a bit scary bearing in mind the guide the day before was armed.

    Grazing flamingos

    Giraffe attack

    The first bit of excitement happened before we reached the breakfast hut, there was a rustle in the trees above, which was unnerving enough as it might have been the missing leopard. The we realised that what we thought were poles were actually legs, it was a bloody great giraffe having breakfast. Startled, it clopped away across the path 20m ahead of us into another clump of trees.

    Grazing giraffe

    Mr Masai told us not to panic, so we walked along quietly with the torch on. Suddenly, all hell broke loose in the clump of bushes housing the giraffe, Mr Masai put his body around Wooksie to protect her as the giraffe burst out of the trees and missed them by less than 5m. It appeared that the torch light frightened the beast and it bolted straight towards us, so an interesting start to the day and you don’t really appreciate how big a giraffe is until it tries to run into you.

    Wooksie wasn’t impressed generally, so We clambered into the truck and set off to tour Ngorongoro Crater reflecting on the fact we were lucky to be alive.

    What is unique about Ngorongoro Crater? Other than being the biggest intact (unbroken) volcanic caldera on Earth, the Ngorongoro Crater is also a natural sanctuary for some of the densest populations of large mammals in Africa. Due to its enclosed nature, the Ngorongoro Crater has effectively formed its own ecosystem, a bit like a land locked Noahs Ark for animals.

    As in the song Hotel California, the animals can check out but they can never leave as they are faced with very steep mountain slopes that surround the crater. The only big animal missing is giraffes, this is because their rather clumsy geometry means they cannot get into the crater, after our pre breakfast experience we weren’t too disappointed.

    Amazing lions

    Without doubt, this was the best day of the safari, the animals were everywhere, especially the lions. These lions seemed to be a bit more motivated than those on the Serengeti hence the great videos and these two beautiful young males displaying their arrogance.

    The big objective for the day was to see a rhino. Spoiler alert, we might as well get this out of the way now, we didn’t see one. Apparently they are very rare, well they might have been extinct for the amount we saw.

    Grazing zebras

    The crater is in effective like a Shangri La for animals, it is a perfect environment. Obviously some of them get eaten by higher mammals in the food chain, mainly the lions, but other than that they all seem to live happily together.

    Zebras and wilder beast everywhere

    We saw huge herds of wilder beast munching away with huge herds of zebras mixed in with them, it was an incredibly tranquil sight. the lions seemed to agree and sat around licking their lips enjoying the view as well.

    Wilder beast at graze

    The wilder beast migration was limited to a little trot from one side of the crater to another, and maybe a jog back. In the crater there is no need to migrate as there is plenty of food and water for everyone, it really was animal heaven. Even the vultures seemed happy.

    Nesting vultures

    The high point of the trip was a close encounter with this bad boy. He truly was the king of the jungle. He stopped all the trucks and blocked the road while he waited for his girls, once they had crossed the road he went for a stroll through the trucks and I could honestly have stroked his head, I was so sorely tempted by decided my arm was quite useful and didn’t need to be risked.

    This close encounter could have been a lot closer, because only about half a mile up the road we had a pee stop, which seemed to have been bought on by the consumption of Tanzanian fanta.

    It was interesting, in a mixed sex vehicle, watching how the two sexes dealt with their desperate need. The boys ran off to the nearest rock, which freaked out our guide Rashid as he couldn’t see us (there is danger everywhere).

    The ladies however had a committee meeting to discuss their approach, and finally took up a position behind the truck, which was in full view of any vehicles coming up the road, strange but true.

    tooth pick tree

    Tooth pick trees

    It wasn’t just the animals, this is a weird tree that is absolutely covered in tooth picks. Nature has designed a defence mechanism that means none of the animals can eat it – what a wonderful world.

    lunch with the safari team

    And finally, lunch on the way home after an exhausting 3 days seeing wonderful things.

  • Serengetti safari –  more safari accommodation shocks

    Serengetti safari – more safari accommodation shocks

    After a long day in the truck chasing animals the sun started to go down so it was time to camp. This time we dropped the young people off at their campsite with their tents.

    What we didn’t expect, was another hours drive into the middle of the Serengeti is search of our accommodation, but that is what happened and 12 hours in that truck is enough for anyone’s rear end.

    Initially the camp didn’t look overly impressive, and Wooksie quickly observed that the accommodation bore a striking resemblance to a tent. I pointed out that it was a very large Bedouin type structure, but there was no escaping that it was made from canvas.

    After the first night of surreal comfort in the middle of nowhere, the reality of sleeping on the Serengeti became real. Once checked in we had to be escorted by the porters, who were armed with paraphernalia to discourage wild animals.

    We had some interesting neighbours, notably water buffalos and wart hogs, and we didn’t want to be bumping into any of them in the dark or in fact the daylight.

    Wounded hyena

    Each room was equipped with walky talky radios so we could call for help in the night should there be any problems as they didn’t want people wandering around in the dark.

    I had a wonderful nights kip but not so good for Wooksie. Apparently a water buffalo had taken a shine to our tent and had been rubbing itself on the veranda all night, the hyena had been howling away, the giraffe had been munching in the trees and the little wart hogs had been snorting away.

    grazing giraffe

    These things are sent to try us I explained to a bleary eyed Wooksie who was lacking her usual sense of humour.

    When we met up with the young people, they had even more issues in the night with elephants wandering around the camp site, its a dangerous place !

  • Serengetti Safari – amazing creatures close up

    Serengetti Safari – amazing creatures close up

    Day 1 was all about the lions, we came to see their awesome power as the kings of the jungle, but actually saw huge cats that seemed to behave like our moggy at home, and slept all day. Time to consider the other creatures that grabbed our attention, particularly on the second day.

    Stunning cheetah

    The star of the show was undoubtedly this beautiful cheetah. Rashid spotted the tail far off in the distance and after a scramble across rutted paths he positioned us at a point where she appeared. Initially she just sat on a bank and waited for us to turn up. She really was beautiful and elegant, she sat and watched the truck before laying down in front of us, just like any other happy cat. She finished her show with a stroll in front of the truck.

    There were antelopes everywhere, they looked so fragile in the barren environment but I guess being that small means they don’t need to each much. Their nimbleness is their main protection and at the first sign of trouble the fly off running in 5 directions at the same time !

    Stunning Thompson cazelle

    As soon as you see a vulture you think of the Jungle Book scene with Mowgli. They are intimidating creatures that live in the very few trees that exist on the plain. They nest at the top where they the can spot ailing creatures in the distance and prepare dinner for the kids. There is just something very unpleasant about them !

    Nesting vultures

    One of the big surprises were these giant turkeys. I thought they lived on farms for most of the year whilst preparing themselves for Christmas. So to see one of these giants wandering around the savanna looking like a nice meal for one of the other creatures was a bit of a surprise.

    Close up vulture

    Another creature that amazed me was the Ostrich. I guess we have all seen them at just about any self respecting kids farm or zoo, consequently it had never occurred to me what their natural habitat would be.

    These giant birds are perfectly equipped to live on the savanna, they are tall and they stand like statues scanning the horizon for danger and presumably food. In addition they have huge legs and feet and can run like the wind when they are in danger and all their body weight is in the middle to give them good balance.

    There are however some design flaws from nature, firstly they have wings but can’t fly so their obvious escape route isn’t available to them. They also seem to be incredibly dumb, as you will see from this video, this idiot bird just walked out in front the truck !

    The little wart hogs were everywhere, such funny little animals. They always seemed to be busy munching grass and not doing anything particularly exciting, but their strange appearance always provided a welcome distraction.

    close up of wart hogs

    Lonely bull elephant

    This elephant was the saddest sight of the trip. It is an old bull elephant that had been kicked out of it’s herd by some young upstart and was left to wander the plains on it’s own. We saw some small groups of 2 or 3 old bulls keeping each other company – nature is horribly cruel as the same happens to the mature male lions.

    Lonely elephant

    in happier times, seeing this family of elephants wandering around the water holes with their babies was a wonderful sight. Nothing rushes an elephant as it regally makes it’s way to wherever it has decided to go

    Big 5 – the Hippos

    Our sighting of another of the Big 5, the hippos. The first sighting of one was very exciting as it popped it’s nostril above the water. Within 10 minutes of driving we found a water hole with dozens of these giant beasts.

    In this photo you will note that they are huddled together, this is to protect the baby hippos from the predatory crocodiles hidden on the banks and the shallows. The looked like giant stepping stones across the pool, but nobody volunteered to give it a go, apparently more humans are killed by hippos in Africa than any other species.

    Pond full of hippos

    Finally the water buffaloes, the things that kept Wooksie awake all night in our compound. There were hundreds in the herd that we came across. They looked like they would make a tasty meal for the lions but their menacing horns and tendency to live in herds made them a challenging prey.

    herd of water buffalo

    So we left the Serengeti without spotted a leopard, but on a 3 day safari we were doing pretty well, time to head to the Ngorongoro Crater